btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
Church boner. Awkwardddd
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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