We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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