And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
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