I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
