.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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