Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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