This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Randomize
