I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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