HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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