All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
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