i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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