The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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