return my video game
I can text with my tongue
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
There's a naked man in my car right now.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
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