Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
it was like having sex with a tree stump
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
I had to cum in my sink.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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