I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Can I color on your dick again?
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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