: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
I need to wash the frat house off of me
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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