why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
Randomize
