Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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