what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
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