dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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