I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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