Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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