it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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