question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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