Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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