Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
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