once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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