what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
Randomize