If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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