I want to stick my p in your. b.
and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Randomize
