I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
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