...so i touched it.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
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