i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
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