he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
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