Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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