Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
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