i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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