Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
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