I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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