I can't breathe out the right side of my face
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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