how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
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