just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
Panties = found
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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