...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
If that was your dad, he is hot
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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