on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
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I need you to use more vowels.
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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