i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Randomize
