just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
As shirtless as possible
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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