if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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