Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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