They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
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