so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
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