Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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