he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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