If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
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