I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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